The Fifth Desk · Evaluation

Act I · The Map

Film · Feature film in two movements of roughly equal length, a hotel and a wood, with a coda in a city, narrated by a woman’s voice, with existing recordings in place of a score · 2015 · a hotel where single people have forty-five days to find a partner or be turned into an animal, the woods where its escaped live under a law of their own, and a city of couples

The Lobster

Yorgos Lanthimos · a film in English · 2015 · about two hours · written by Yorgos Lanthimos and Efthimis Filippou · an Irish, British, Greek, French and Dutch co-production, shot in County Kerry

The Plate · the film as two halves mirrored across a dashed axis: on the left a symmetrical hotel with twelve windows, two dots in each, under a row of forty-five ticks that shorten as the days run out; on the right a wood of thin trees with single dots set apart beneath them, two of them close and joined; one heavier line leaving the hotel door, crossing the axis and the wood, and stopping at a small table with a short blade on it, cut off by a black bar before the frame

Mode

Dystopian allegory played as deadpan comedy of manners; a love story told as a bureaucratic farce, turning to horror at its edges

Mythos

Metamorphosis as punishment, Circe’s island and Ovid’s penalties beneath it; Noah’s ark made a civic order; expulsion into the forest and the outlaw band with its own law; the blind lovers of romance and a self-blinding offered and withheld

Phase

Two movements and a coda: the Hotel and its forty-five days; the escape; the Woods and the Loners’ law; the City; a roadside restaurant

Presentation

Feature film in English, about two hours, in its one theatrical release; Thimios Bakatakis’s photography in grey daylight and plain interior light, Yorgos Mavropsaridis’s editing, no score of its own, existing string quartets, orchestral pieces and a few songs

Register

Flat and uninflected throughout, speech delivered as statement of rule, a narrating voice that reports cruelty as weather; cold heights in a few places, held low between them by design

Scale

A hotel of single guests and its staff, a band of outlaws in a wood, a few couples in a city; one man, one woman, and the law of the couple

Governing Proposition

A single man is taken to a hotel where single people have forty-five days to find a partner or be turned into an animal of their choice, escapes to a band in the woods that forbids all romance, and there falls in love. The wager of the film is that a society which makes the couple the condition of personhood turns love into a matching of traits, that people will maim themselves to make a trait in common, and that the revolt which forbids love is the same tyranny turned over; and that a manner of flat speech, level frames and borrowed music can make an audience laugh and then show it what it laughed at.

The Trait in Common

7.6 / 10
Tier III · Major

Act II · The Essay

Movement I

Forty-Five Days

David, played by Colin Farrell, is single, and so he must go to the Hotel. He arrives with a dog, which is his brother. The rule is simple and is read out to him as a matter of administration. Single guests have forty-five days to find a partner among the other guests. If they fail, they are turned into an animal of their choice. David has chosen the lobster, which is blue-blooded, as he puts it, like an aristocrat: a private myth, and a joke that turns on the man who makes it.

The Hotel is run by a Manager, played by Olivia Colman, bright and terrible, with her husband beside her. Every scene there states one statute of its world. A guest caught masturbating has his hand put in a toaster. Staged skits teach the guests that a man alone chokes and a woman alone is assaulted. Days can be added to a guest’s term by hunting: the guests are taken into the woods with tranquilliser darts to shoot the single people who have escaped, and each one brought down buys a day.

Yorgos Lanthimos wrote the film with Efthimis Filippou, his writer on Dogtooth (2009) and Alps (2011), and made it in English, his first film in that language, as an Irish, British, Greek, French and Dutch co-production, with Element Pictures among the producers. It was shot in County Kerry, photographed by Thimios Bakatakis and edited by Yorgos Mavropsaridis. There is no score of its own: the soundtrack is made of existing recordings, string quartets and orchestral pieces among them, and a few songs. It was first shown in competition at Cannes in May 2015 and won the Jury Prize there, and it was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay.

Movement II

The Limping Man

In the Hotel a couple is a match of traits. The Limping Man, played by Ben Whishaw, wants the Nosebleed Woman, and so he beats his nose against a hard surface until it bleeds, faking the trait to match hers. The film’s finding is all in that act: a society that makes coupling the condition of personhood turns love into a matching of defining traits, and people will maim themselves to manufacture one in common. The cost is not stated. It is shown in the body.

The Heartless Woman, played by Angeliki Papoulia, is the coldest presence in the Hotel. She reports the death of David’s brother to him in the same flat voice as everything else, and she is its cause; he walks to the room where the dog lies. It is the most frightening scene in the film, because no one raises a voice. Soon after, David flees the Hotel for the woods, where the people the guests hunt are living.

The manner is the knowledge. Every line is delivered flat and without inflection; a woman’s voice narrates, reporting cruelty as weather; the frames of the rooms and the dining hall are wide and symmetrical, and the guests stand in them like specimens. The music, borrowed, is laid over hunts and dances as if over documentary. Played naturalistically the premise would be a sketch. Played this way, the audience laughs and then is shown what it laughed at: mutilation, a killing, the turning of a man into a beast.

Movement III

The Hunt

The first hunt is the film’s first height. The guests go out through the wet Irish woods in slow motion, to heavy strings, and the darted bodies of the escaped fall in silence. What had been a comedy of hotel rules becomes dread in a single sequence, without a raised voice or a change of key. It is one of two or three places where the film rises, and the rise is cold.

The film’s elevations are few, and that is chosen. Between them the tone is held deliberately low, the comedy of manners kept level, and the second movement rises less often than the first. The heights it does reach come by withholding: the slow hunt, the dog in the empty room, a dance in silence, a last shot that cuts before what it has prepared. A film that rose more often would be a different film; it would also have more height.

Through these heights the film’s myth shows. The penalty of the Hotel is metamorphosis: the animals that move through the woods behind the action were people who failed, and Circe’s island and Ovid’s punishments lie beneath it. The Hotel itself is Noah’s ark made into a civic order, where only the paired are kept. The escape from it is an expulsion, and what waits in the forest is an outlaw band with its own law.

Movement IV

The Loners

The Loners live in the woods under their leader, played by Léa Seydoux, and they forbid all romance. Flirting is punished, and the band teaches by demonstration that each must dig a grave alone. Their law is the Hotel’s turned over, and it is enforced on the body in the same way. There David meets the Short Sighted Woman, played by Rachel Weisz, and they fall in love. Hers, it is revealed, was the voice narrating the film from the beginning: an account of what happened to him, then to them.

The lovers invent a secret language of gestures to speak in front of the others. The Loners dance alone in silence, each to the music in their own headphones, the Hotel’s ballroom reversed; they raid the Hotel, and the Manager and her husband; they make a trip into the City. The two halves are one disclosure from two sides. A regime that compels love and a revolt that forbids it are the same tyranny, and the film takes the comfort of neither.

Here the film is weaker than it was. The mirror is needed, but it is shown more often than the idea requires: the raid, the trip to the City and the coded gestures each restate the inversion, and several could be shortened without loss. The forty-five days had given the first movement its clock, and nothing replaces them. The form, set fully in the first act, is now repeated rather than developed, the same instrument turned on new material, and the pace slackens. The coherence holds; the necessity thins.

Movement V

The Restaurant

The Loner Leader discovers the lovers. She punishes the lovers by having the Short Sighted Woman blinded, so that the trait the two of them share is gone. The film’s coda leaves the woods for the City. The blinding calls up the blind lovers of romance and the self-blinding of Oedipus, and the film offers that pattern to David in its last scene and holds it back.

In a roadside restaurant David goes to the washroom with a knife, to blind himself as she is blind and so make the trait in common again. He looks into the mirror with the knife raised. At the table the woman waits. The traffic goes by outside. The film cuts before the knife, and the choice is never shown. The ending divides every audience, and that division is much of why the film is returned to, along with the narration, whose speaker, once known, changes the first half, and the details that answer across the halves: the Limping Man’s nose and David’s knife, the Manager’s demonstration of the couple and the Loners’ single graves.

What holds the film in Tier III is plain. Its second movement repeats where its first was necessary, and the Necessity Cap is missed by a tenth; its heights are few, and the Universal Minimum is missed; its world is one premise and its inversion, with no history, no labour and no inner life given at depth. Against that it knows one large thing exactly and holds a wide range of tone under one law. Eleven years on it survives whole in its one cut, with a wide presence renewed by The Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Favourite and Poor Things, which carried its director’s manner into the mainstream and send audiences back to it.

Act III · The Twelve

1The Inevitable (Ananke)

The first movement resists the subtractive test almost throughout. Each scene in the Hotel states one statute of the world and pays it out later: the dog that is David’s brother, the choice of animal, the toaster that punishes the Lisping Man, the staged skits in which a man alone chokes and a woman alone is assaulted, the Limping Man’s beaten nose, the hunts that buy days. Even the Biscuit Woman’s fall is the Hotel’s law carried to its end. The second movement is looser. The Loners’ rules must mirror the Hotel’s, but the mirror is shown more often than it needs to be, in the raid on the Manager, the trip to the City, the coded gestures; and no clock replaces the forty-five days. Necessity is high in the first hour and moderate after.

Score: 7.4 / 10

2The Unconcealment (Aletheia)

What the film brings into the open can be stated, and it holds. A society that makes coupling the condition of personhood makes love into a matching of traits, and people will mutilate themselves to manufacture a trait in common; the revolt against that order, by forbidding love, becomes the same tyranny turned over. Both halves are one disclosure seen from two sides, and the film refuses the comfort of either. The finding is made through staging as much as speech: the flat delivery shows feeling spoken only as rule, and the Limping Man’s bloodied nose and the closing knife show the cost of the shared trait in the body. Held below the high eights because the condition is drawn in allegory with one joke at its root: the film knows one large thing exactly rather than a society in depth.

Score: 8.0 / 10

3The Sublime (Hypsos)

The register is deadpan, and its elevations are cold and few. The first hunt, in slow motion through the wet woods to heavy strings, the darted bodies falling in silence, turns comedy into dread. The Heartless Woman’s report of the brother’s death, and David’s walk to the room where the dog lies, is the most frightening scene in the film because no one raises a voice. The Loners dance alone in silence, each to the music in their own headphones. The last shot holds the woman at the table, with the sound of traffic, and cuts before the knife. Height is real in two or three places; between them the tone is held low by intention, and the second movement rises less often than the first. The axis counts frequency as well as height, and frequency is what it lacks.

Score: 7.2 / 10

4The Archetypal Deep (Mythos)

The film builds as well as evokes. Metamorphosis is load-bearing: the Hotel’s penalty is to be turned into a beast, and the animals in the woods are the failed; Circe’s island and Ovid’s punishments lie beneath it. The pairing to be admitted is Noah’s ark made into a civic order. The flight from the Hotel is an expulsion, and the Loners are an outlaw band of the forest with its own law. The lovers’ secret language of gestures and the blinding of the beloved call up the blind lovers of romance and the self-blinding of Oedipus, which the ending offers and withholds. David’s choice of the lobster, blue-blooded as he says like an aristocrat, is a private myth that turns the joke on him. Held below the bar because these patterns are lent force by the premise rather than grown into a whole structure, and the last blinding is posed, not undergone.

Score: 7.8 / 10

5The Swerve (Parekklisis)

The inheritance is double. First the dystopian allegory and the absurd: Kafka, Ionesco’s beasts in Rhinoceros, Buñuel’s late satires of social rule, and the English-language fiction of the regulated life. Second, Lanthimos’s own manner and that of the Greek cinema of the late 2000s: Dogtooth (2009) and Alps (2011), written with Filippou, had already made flat delivery, arbitrary rule and institutional tyranny into a form. Against the romance and the English-language art film the turn is wide: a love story told as farce, stars dressed down and made to speak without inflection, no score of its own. Against its director’s own path it is a transfer more than a turn, and that part is discounted. The stake was real: a first film in English, with a star cast, in a manner that could have read as affectation.

Score: 7.8 / 10

6The Living Form (Entelecheia)

Change the form and the film stops knowing much of what it knows. The affectless delivery, the narration in a voice that reports cruelty as weather, the symmetrical frames of the Hotel’s rooms and dining hall, the existing music laid over hunts and dances as if over documentary: together they make a world in which feeling can be expressed only as a statement of rule, which is the film’s knowledge. Played naturalistically the premise would be a sketch; played this way, the audience laughs and is then shown that it laughed at mutilation. The two-movement shape is the argument’s shape, a regime and its mirror. Held below the higher figures because the form is fully set in the first act and then repeated rather than developed, and the narrator’s identity, once revealed, is lightly used.

Score: 7.9 / 10

7The Bottomless Well (Apeiron)

Eleven years of return, so the axis is partly shown and partly forecast. What yields on return: the ending, whose choice is never shown and which divides every audience; the narration, whose speaker changes the meaning of the first half once known; the rules and details that answer across the halves, the Limping Man’s nose and David’s knife, the Manager’s demonstration of the couple and the Loners’ demonstration of the single grave. The film has sustained commentary in criticism and in writing on love and social norms, and is taught as a modern allegory. What limits it is that the central idea is grasped at once and does not much deepen: return finds more detail and more argument about the ending rather than a different film. The manner is consistent, and once seen it is seen.

Score: 7.6 / 10

8Pressure on Tradition (Agon)

The field is the cinema of the 2010s. The intrinsic force is a demonstration: the deadpan, rule-bound absurdism of a small national cinema could carry an English-language film with international stars, and a dystopian premise could be played as comedy of manners rather than spectacle. That widens what film can do; it does not reorganise it. Achieved reach is scored with intrinsic force: the Jury Prize at Cannes and a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay; wide release in the art houses; and the opening of its director’s English-language career, The Killing of a Sacred Deer, The Favourite and Poor Things, which carried the register into the mainstream of awards cinema. The flat delivery and the arbitrary-rule premise became a recognisable mode after it, but how much of that is this film’s and how much the later films’ is hard to separate, and that part is discounted.

Score: 7.5 / 10

9The Imperishable (Aphtharsia)

Weighed on form, then presence, then fabric, across eleven years. The form is whole: the film survives as released, in one cut, with nothing lost or replaced. Presence has been continuous and, for an art film of its year, wide: theatrical release in many countries, home video and streaming, steady critical attention, and a presence renewed by its director’s later and larger films, which send audiences back to it. The surface is little fixed to 2015: the Hotel and its rules are placed in no year, the costume and design belong to no decade in particular, and the phones and the dating economy the film satirises are kept off the screen, which protects it. A whole form and good presence earn the upper part of what eleven years can show; the shortness of the span is what holds the axis where it is.

Score: 7.7 / 10

10The Made (Techne)

Command of the medium, and in the first movement the making bears weight. Thimios Bakatakis lights by grey Irish daylight and plain interior light, with wide symmetrical frames that hold the guests as specimens. Yorgos Mavropsaridis cuts on deadpan beats, holding a shot past its line until it turns. The music is chosen and placed with care, strings against the hunt. The performances are one discipline kept by a large cast: Colin Farrell, paunched and moustached, makes passivity into a figure; Olivia Colman’s Manager is bright and terrible; Angeliki Papoulia’s Heartless Woman is the coldest presence in the film; Ben Whishaw and John C. Reilly are exact in small roles. What holds it below the eights is the second movement’s pacing, which slackens and repeats, and a visual plainness that serves the film but rarely exceeds it.

Score: 7.8 / 10

11The Inner Law (Cosmos)

One law governs the whole, and the range it holds is wide. Farce and horror, a dinner dance and a killing, a hotel and a forest, a city and its shopping centre, are spoken and shot in one flat key and obey one physics, in which every feeling must be legalised by a rule and every rule is enforced on the body. Take the two most distant elements, the comedy of the toaster and the Heartless Woman’s killing of the dog: both obey that law. So do the Hotel’s ballroom and the Loners’ silent dance, which are the same scene reversed. The narrating voice is in the key of the dialogue, and the coherence holds even where the second movement slackens. What keeps it from the high eights is that the range, wide in tone, is narrow in world: the law is one premise and its inversion, and narrowness is not coherence.

Score: 8.1 / 10

12The Encompassed (Megethos)

Judged on what a film of about two hours holds. The orders are several and joined by the premise: the state and its law, in the Hotel as an institution; sexuality and the couple; the family, in a brother made into a dog and a child assigned to a quarrelling couple; the body and its mutilation; the natural order, in the woods and the animals that were people; the city and its commerce. They are held by one idea rather than lived in their own right. What holds the axis lowest of the twelve is what is absent or kept shallow: labour, history and the sacred are not there, and consciousness is kept thin by design, since David’s inner life is withheld and the narrator’s is reported. A small form fully held, with no history and no inner life given at depth.

Score: 6.8 / 10

Act IV · The Reckoning

7.6 / 10 · Final Average

Placement: Tier III · Major

Strongest Dimensions

The Inner Law at 8.1, then The Unconcealment at 8.0 and The Living Form at 7.9. One flat key and one physics, every feeling legalised by a rule and every rule enforced on the body, from the toaster to the killing of the dog; a disclosure that holds, love made a matching of traits under compulsion and the revolt against it the same tyranny turned over; and a form of flat speech, level frames and borrowed music whose manner is the film’s knowledge.

Limiting Dimension

The Encompassed at 6.8: state, couple, family, body, nature and city joined by one premise, with labour, history and the sacred absent and consciousness kept thin by design. Above it, The Sublime at 7.2, heights cold and real in two or three places and held low between them; then The Inevitable at 7.4, a first movement that resists the subtractive test and a second that shows its mirror more often than it must and loses its clock.

The Necessity Cap is unmet at 7.4 against a threshold of 7.5, by a tenth. The Coherence Floor clears: The Living Form at 7.9, The Made at 7.8, The Inner Law at 8.1, each against 7.0. The Epochal Gate is unmet on all five: The Unconcealment at 8.0, The Archetypal Deep at 7.8, The Swerve at 7.8, The Imperishable at 7.7 and Pressure on Tradition at 7.5 each fall short of the bar of 8.5. The Universal Minimum is unmet at The Sublime, 7.2, and The Inevitable, 7.4, both below 7.5; The Encompassed, which it exempts, clears its own floor of 6.0 at 6.8. Two of the five summit conditions are met. The work stands where its aggregate places it: 7.6, from a sum of 91.6, in the band of Tier III, short of the 8.0 at which Tier IV begins and of the 9.0 that the summit requires.

Basis · a reading from knowledge of The Lobster as released in 2015, in its one theatrical cut, about two hours, in English, from David’s arrival at the Hotel to the restaurant: directed by Yorgos Lanthimos from a screenplay by Lanthimos and Efthimis Filippou, photographed by Thimios Bakatakis and edited by Yorgos Mavropsaridis, an Irish, British, Greek, French and Dutch co-production with Element Pictures among its producers, shot in County Kerry, with Colin Farrell, Rachel Weisz, Léa Seydoux, Olivia Colman, John C. Reilly, Ben Whishaw, Angeliki Papoulia, Ashley Jensen and Jessica Barden. No print, script or subtitle file was consulted. No line of dialogue is held to the word for quotation, so none is quoted, and speech is described. The structure, the characters and the principal scenes are held surely; the order of some scenes in the middle of the second movement and detail at the level of the shot are held less surely, and nothing here turns on them. Lanthimos’s later films are named only as evidence of this film’s reach and presence, never credited to it. Details that could not be verified, among them the exact running time, the cue list of the recordings used, the composers named for them, the species of the animals seen in the woods, whether any character besides David is named, the shooting stock and aspect ratio, the American distributor, who sings at the Hotel dance, and the stopping of a man walking alone in the City, are not given.